Aug 03

Hank: Paris

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Paris was to big and Nadine picked it out. It is not a good place for children. The museum of natural history was pretty cool with all the animal skeletons and stuff but I did not get what was so amazing about the Louvre. The Mona Lisa looked just like all the other paintings in the museum and most of the statues were of naked athletes. The zoo was pretty cool and I saw my first Fallow deer. It was weird because the Oxen had darts stuck in them. We went to the arc de Triumph and you had to go through a tunnel just to get there. Our apartment was really nice and the subways were pretty cool to.  Then a monkey jumped out of its cage and claimed me as its master and so I became the monkey rider of Paris. Me and my monkey, Dung slinger kept through the streets fighting evil all day. The bad guys cowered in fear when they heard the screech of the baboon of justice and his fearless rider swinging through the streets slinging dung and fighting for justice. Our roost was the tower of eifleness and our throne where we sat relaxing in the sun when the bad guys had been dealt with was the top of the arc de Triumph.

2 Responses to “Hank: Paris”

  1. From Omi & Opi Sauer:

    Hank E,
    Too much literature in your head. You’re getting sooooooeducated, you probably don’t even pick your nose anymore. Oh, my, I won’t even know you.

    Posted on August 11, 2013 at 2:11 am #
  2. From Amy:

    Before you and Dunslinger the Monkey took control of the Champs Élysées, did you not even like Winged Victory of Samothrace at the Louvre? It is my favorite sculpture on earth.

    Posted on August 11, 2013 at 3:59 pm #

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