World Cup preliminary match outside Florence, Italy (July 14, 2013). Camelot United (Kurt and Nadine) vs. FC Mordor (Hank and Sarah).

The final score of this match is unimportant. Key moments of the match included a beautiful pass by Nadine in the first minute to nutmeg both Hank and Sarah with one pass. Hank’s soccer teammates will know that this meant 5 pushups by Hank + 5 pushups by Sarah. Perhaps the most beautiful goal was by Nadine – a left footed volley thru pine tree branches from 6 feet out. Nature also favored Cam United: the gravity on the hillside field pulled FCM’s shots and passes into the bushes and out of bounds much more frequently than it did those of Cam United. Clearly, Cam United prevailed in nearly every way. The lesson from this match: History is written by those who take the time to learn how to use the website.